RIP Ted Kennedy

Some men were born to be football players. Other men were born to be politicians. For a time, it seemed that Ted Kennedy couldn't figure out which category he belonged in.

Kennedy played right end while at Harvard, once scoring a touchdown during a driving blizzard. His play for the Crimson (or the connections of his father, depending on which story you read) earned the attention of two teams in the then-NFL West division.

In 1955, Kennedy tried out for George Halas' Chicago Bears, and later declined an invite to join the camp of the Green Bay Packers.

From the book The Fall and Rise of Ted Kennedy:

... Joe Sr. was ecstatic at his son's prowess and prevailed upon a connection at the Chicago Bears to give his son a tryout. The six-foot-two, 200 pound Ted put on the pads, "took two or three hits, and said he'd never been so frightened in his life," recalls former Harvard roommate Ted Carey. Kennedy later got a letter of interest from the Green Bay Packers, but wrote back that he'd rather go to law school.

Had Kennedy played for the Packers instead of going to law school, he would have teamed with future Hall of Famers like Bart Starr, Jerry Kramer, Forrest Gregg, Ray Nitschke and Paul Hornung. (Could you have imagined Kennedy and Hornung out on the town together? That pair would have given Vince Lombardi conniptions.)

But Kennedy passed on the offer, which was probably a savvy move, given that he was a bit undersized to play in the NFL. Soon after he earned a seat in the U.S. Senate and remained there until his death on Tuesday.

:: to the comment from JP... its not that I am a liberal, its a football story. Just like Gerald Ford was a bona fide bad ass and All-American for Michgan. He played center and linebacker while getting 2 undefeated seasons and two national titles in 1932 and 1933. He's a Republican. :P

Steampunk stylee

YA author Scott Westerfeld's next novel is Leviathan, a remarkable YA steampunk adventure story that pits Darwinists (the English side, with their evolved war-machines created by splicing and dicing various animals' genomes to make zeppelins) against the Machinists (the German side, who use enormous, precision-made, steam-driven mecha and the like) in an alternate WWI. Even better is the unabridged audiobook, read aloud by Alan Cumming. Simon and Shuster audio have just released the first chapter as a free stream.

Kiting at its finest

For you Warcraft fans.

Woody's back

and finally, no damn wimpy vampires that want to talk about their feelings.

Machete

* Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey
The above are all mentioned for the cast. But Lilo, really? Hasn't that coked up wannabe lesbian DJ ruined enough movies already. I can only pray she gets killed in a way that make the audience cheer!


Trailer from Grindhouse. Watch Planet Terror again, plus the trailers and skip Death Proof.

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