Thursday, November 15, 2007

All I want for Christmas

Booze Cruz RC Drinking Game

Do you love drunk driving but hate spending the night in the slammer? Still itchy from the crabs you contracted on your last visit? Be safe and play the Booze Cruz RC Drinking Game instead!




Holy Crap, look at the rims on that car!
Booze Cruz RC comes with a remote controlled car with an indentation for placing a shot glass of your favorite liquor. Also included are cones to be used for building an obstacle course.

How shit-faced can you get and still navigate the course without spilling? Spice things up and buy two so you can play Britney and the Paps or Lindsay Lohan Coked Out Car Chase!
Not sold in California. Because you can drive a real car while hammered, get 2 DWI's, snort coke off the judge's bench and spend 83 minutes in jail.

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